Fruitier than Mario’s moustache on a Monday morning this beer is maximum male facial hair in an undersized go-kart! Grapefruit, mango, and pineapple create a Rainbow Road of tropical delight but watch out for that banana skin that King Koopa is about to lob (there is no banana in this beer). Bru-1, Cascade and Lemondrop place first, second and third on that jaunty little podium bit at the end (can you hear the music?). Drink it and win in the totally sensical allegorical game of Mario Kart like a moustachioed 8-bit avatar of an Italian plumber that is life!